Unco B's Stogie Diary

Every cigar has something to say

Privada Patisserie

Wrapper: Undisclosed
Binder: Undisclosed
Filler: Undisclosed, multi-continental tobaccos
Size: Corona (6 × 45)
Strength: Medium → Medium-Plus, approaching Full (nub)
Body: Medium → Full (last couple of inches)
Price: Part of the Rare Finds subscription at $28.99/month
Factory: Undisclosed
Blender: Monsieur Guillaume
Release: 2026, Release #072622 (Limited Edition)
Smoking Time: 1:20
Experience Rating: 99

I’m always conflicted when writing a review of a Privada Rare Finds cigar. I only get three individual cigars, and they’re one-offs. So, it’s difficult to review an individual cigar. In fact, I was resolved to do a quick review of the drop as a whole, with small vignettes on each cigar.

Then I smoked the Patisserie.

This is such a good cigar that it forced me to dig deeper. It’s complex and full-flavored, yet so composed and refined that I felt it would be a disservice not to give it a complete analysis.


Synopsis

Strength opens a tick above medium, rises slightly as the cigar settles, holds steady through the first half, then pushes above medium-plus in the home stretch before briefly easing and climbing again to finish midway between medium-plus and full. Body makes the sharpest early move, jumping from medium to above medium-plus, continuing upward through the first half, reaching full in the last couple of inches, and holding there through the nub. Activity starts at medium-plus, climbs steadily into the first half, remains consistently high through the late stages, then rises again in the last inch and stays just below full without collapsing.


The Patisserie is a beautifully rolled cigar. A couple of veins are visible along the wrapper, but the construction is top-notch, and the branding communicates a simple elegance.

The wrapper gives off sourdough bread, sweet bread, and rich, fermented tobacco. The bread notes are intoxicating. It’s already living up to its namesake. Patisserie means bakery in French.

The foot is dominated by rich, fermented tobacco, joined by dry-cured salami with a musty, fatty quality and a hint of fresh bread.

The cold draw brings more rich tobacco, followed by a surprising touch of wintergreen, a See’s Candies caramel sucker, and bread crust. Not just toast, but crust that has undergone Maillard, deeply browned and giving off caramel, vanilla, and thick cream.

The first puff is a revelation.

Burnt sugar, charred oak, and toasted marshmallow arrive immediately, giving the cigar a gorgeous opening. The emotional lift I get from these flavors puts a smile on my face. It’s a nice welcome for my first smoke of the day.

A few puffs in, the profile is already complex. Citrus peel, fresh-baked bread, light cream, sourdough, hard-boiled egg white, and fresh peach move through the smoke. The body opens at medium, while strength sits a tick above it.

This smoke screams elegance from the start.

The cigar settles quickly, and it’s all about refinement and composure.

The body thickens significantly, while strength ticks up slightly with the arrival of a light nicotine presence. A light spice enters and floats across the top of my mouth, lingering on my lips.

Secondary flavors hover throughout the profile: fresh stone fruit, citrus peel, sweet bread, nutmeg, toasted almond, and cashew. There’s so much complexity and sophistication here. A lot is happening, but there’s no chaos.

Savory elements accompany the lighter notes. Hard, dry salami, fatty grilled pork chops, and mushroom umami add weight as a core begins to form around cedar, teak, cream, and bread.

What’s amazing is how little coffee there is. It’s almost not worth mentioning.

As I move into the first half, the secondary flavors continue their smooth rotation. The core is now set, with bread as the central pillar and wood and cream working around it.

The action is fascinating. I can see the flavors sitting in the ambience, and every so often one of them whooshes forward in a wave. Toasted nuts. Stone fruit. Then it settles back into the larger profile.

There’s an internal discipline to this smoke. It remains consistently complex without relying on wild transitions.

It’s like watching a bakery kitchen. At first, it may look chaotic, with bakers moving in different directions and working on different things. But there’s no wasted motion. Every movement has purpose.

That’s what’s amazing about this cigar. They called it Patisserie, and it behaves exactly like one. It’s a bakery in both flavor and motion.

I’m enjoying it so much that I don’t want it to end.

At halfway, the profile takes on a slightly darker tone as black tea enters. The cigar remains remarkably well-behaved. Strength and body hold steady, while the whooshing waves of secondary flavors continue moving through the profile.

Then the first real transition arrives.

A cheese and fruit plate appears, led by ripe, funky Camembert and an assortment of dried apricots, cherries, strawberries, and pineapple. I’m outside the bakery now, sitting at a sidewalk table and enjoying my snack.

The black tea begins switching off with a light coffee that has finally stepped forward from the background. Spice continues to pulse, never really moving from its place in the profile, only growing stronger, fading, and returning again.

Through it all, the core remains intact, with fresh-baked bread still leading the way.

As I move into the home stretch, bread still leads the core, but the cream thickens and pushes the body closer to full. Strength rises to just over medium-plus, yet the profile remains disciplined and composed.

At this point, I’m simply enjoying myself, sitting outside the bakery and people-watching. Every so often, I glance through the window as the bakers assemble their wares.

Then another transition hits.

Fresh orange zest arrives like marmalade spread across a black currant scone with fresh butter. Black tea grows stronger underneath it, adding a darker edge without disturbing the balance.

I’m almost overwhelmed by the complexity. The transitions don’t replace the larger profile. They form on top of it, as if several elements briefly come together to assemble something new before returning to their places.

The Patisserie presents all of this with incredible elegance and composure. But there’s nothing soft about it. It’s far bolder than its elegance might suggest.

In the last couple of inches, cedar and teak step forward for an exotic wood transition. Strength eases slightly as the nicotine recedes, but the body has now reached full.

Then I get a burst of tri-color peppercorn: the light bite of pink peppercorn, the herbal quality of green peppercorn, and the smoother depth of black pepper. A wave of orange oil follows and lingers on the finish.

I wash my mouth out, and the profile reorganizes. Spice remains at the front of my mouth, while coffee finally asserts itself alongside the black pepper. The orange oils continue to hang on the finish.

The profile begins to compress, but there’s no discernible loss of activity. The bread is now toasted, the roasted nuts are darker, and everything feels slightly more concentrated.

In the last inch, the whooshing waves stop, replaced by a rapid rotation of secondary flavors. Stone fruit, black pepper, green peppercorn, mushroom umami, citrus, and sourdough bread move in and out of view so quickly that I can barely track them all.

I’m amazed by the sheer complexity, yet the cigar remains remarkably composed and refined.

Strength ticks up again, while Melba toast appears on the retrohale. The body remains full, and activity rises just below it.

At the nub, the secondary flavors continue cycling without any loss of activity. Spice ticks up slightly, while a rich tobacco sweetness settles onto the finish alongside vanilla custard.

Coffee finally steps forward as strong, black coffee, and the cedar chars a little more. The retrohale, however, remains bready and sweet.

The cigar simply refuses to quit. There’s no collapse, no loss of refinement, and no break in its composure. It maintains its elegance all the way to the end.

I think this cigar may have ruined me for the rest of the day.

It was so good that I’m not sure I want to smoke anything after it. I normally don’t have high expectations for these drops. June was fine, but Bowser was the only cigar worth reviewing, and even that was simply a decent smoke.

The Patisserie is different.

This is a cigar I wish I could buy again. It would easily become a go-to. The fact that I can’t is the only thing keeping it from a perfect score.


I know this particular cigar is unavailable, but Privada has the Patisserie Macaron series made by Monsieur Guillaume. I bought a couple of each of them. I will do reviews on them if they’re as good as this!


Discover more from Unco B's Stogie Diary

Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.

4 responses to “Privada Patisserie”

  1. Stephen Clark Avatar
    Stephen Clark

    Unc,

    I know it’s your job, but d*mn! Why tell us about a cigar this good, and we can’t buy it? Oh, the pain….

    Like

    1. Unco B Avatar

      That’s why I struggle with doing these. But this one was so good I had to share.

      Like

    2. Unco B Avatar

      Check out the Patisserie Macaron series on Privada. They’re not the same as this one, but follow the basic principle. I just ordered a couple of each. https://privadacigarclub.com/products/patisserie?_pos=1&_sid=e14ef9c0d&_ss=r

      Like

      1. Stephen Clark Avatar
        Stephen Clark

        Thanks Unc!

        Like

Leave a comment

Welcome!

Cigars aren’t static.

They move, evolve, and reveal themselves over time.

This is a place to explore that experience—along with the people, ideas, and forces shaping the cigar world around it.

Explore the Diary!

Cigar Foundations
Cigar Reviews
Cigar Commentary

Let’s connect

Recent posts

My good friend Phil “Katman” Kohn! Read his blog!